Overloaded With Attributes Chapter 12

Interlude: The Case of Saitou Kikuko, Part 2 

Our meeting was so shocking... It was truly a prank of fate. Considering our age gap, "lovers" is out of the question... we're more like an older sister and younger brother. No, more like a mother and son. But... he never once seemed to care about that age gap. Just like he did with the other, younger nurses, he treated me as a "woman"... no, he treated me as a "girl."

What is he?! Is Kashiwagi-kun some great historical figure?! Is it even possible for a boy like this to exist?! He's like the "Ideal Prince" from every classic story, concentrated down, and reincarnated in the modern era without being diluted!

It goes without saying that the work efficiency of my nurses—no, all nurses who had the privilege of interacting with him—shot through the roof. ...And, of course, it also goes without saying that the motivation gauge of all other doctors and nurses plummeted.

And Kashiwagi-kun just kept showing us... this "male behavior" that was so far "outside the bounds of common sense" that no one had ever seen it. Three days after he woke up. A GENE agent—Nakatsukasa Shouko-san, from the National Male Gene Management Agency—showed up to support Kashiwagi-kun, who had lost his family in the accident. The moment he met her, he naturally called her "Onee-san"... and in that instant, my own "murderous intent" gauge was on the verge of critical breakthrough... but... we'll set that aside.

The "incident" happened without any warning. The "I Don't Want to Use Equipment for Collection Incident," which started with his casual, bombshell statement, changed my consciousness—and the consciousness of everyone working in this hospital—in every sense of the word. ...I mean, I really forgot how to breathe for a second there.

Kashiwagi-kun. He is the "Ideal Little Brother" for all of Japan. He's the son who pierces the maternal instinct of every woman on Earth. He is an Angel (Angel) descended to Earth, and a God (God) watching over us from on high. Ah, Hallelujah for being alive in the same era as him!!

This Kashiwagi-kun is 15 years old. That means, as of April 1st, the start of the fiscal year, he is obligated as a citizen to participate in the "semen collection duty" (also known as "volunteer work") required of all men.

But! For him to ask about it himself!! And not only that, but to consult me about a method without equipment!!!

Eh? Eeeh? E-e-e-e... LEWD?! (Pronounced like 'Al-be-ro-BEL-lo!')

What in the world happened to him in such a short time?! Hah?! Could it be... no, surely not... Is this... some kind of evil plot by GENE?! Did that witch... Nakatsukasa... use some kind of brainwashing approach on him?! That's the only possible explanation!

I immediately shot Nakatsukasa-san a suspicious glare and interrogated her. She just frantically denied it, "No, you're wrong!" What's that? She's the one being bullied? By Kashiwagi-kun? ...What kind of reward is that?

Ahem... Well, fine. We can discuss that matter later. Yes... just the two of us... slowly... and stickily. Don't think you can get away so easily, okay? ...No, not that!

Right now, the more important thing is the power-word: "Collection Without Equipment"! Yes, Kashiwagi-kun is only 15. He probably doesn't really understand what the act of "collection" truly entails.

But that's exactly why I! As his attending physician, I must take responsibility! I must explain it to him... in minute detail... politely... and ve~ry gently!

...Ahem, Kashiwagi-kun. "Collection," you see... ...is when the "semen" made in the testicles... wait, is that a little too graphic? I should... wrap this in a nice, soft euphemism... Yes... how about... "P-e-n-i-s Extract"? Yes, that sounds... kinda cute, doesn't it? I'm a genius! What a great name!

"P-e-n-i-s Extract"—it's the treasure of all humanity. A white, warm... crystal of dreams that nurtures the future.

But... Kashiwagi-kun... To collect that "without equipment"... ...in other words, to get it into a state where it can be "injected" directly... ...that... is a lost art. For decades, not a single report of a male capable of such a "raw ejaculation" has been published in the journal of the "P-e-n-i-s-ology Society" (a long-running fan club). Yes... it's unfortunate, but... it's a physically impossible request...

When I explained this, his face... just crumpled in sadness. He hung his head, as if in despair. Oh... oh no...!! I... I am so... powerless...

A normal person would have given up at my words. A delicate boy would have collapsed on the spot. He might never have been able to "stand up" again! No, I mean... he might never have been able to "get up" again!

But... Kashiwagi-kun... was different!!

"You never get anywhere if you don't at least try." "If I give up from the start... then I... and... my p-e-n-i-s... we'll never be able to grow!"

Who...? Who else but him... could say such a line, like the hero of a story?! With his clear eyes, staring right at me... he declared it! Kashiwagi-kun... No! Yuu-kun!!

In that moment, I... I was so moved... I shamelessly... burst into tears! I almost hugged him! But! Who in the world could blame me for that?!

Even if it doesn't "hurt," normal men consider collection a "humiliating" act and avoid it. And yet... and yet... he decided that he had to overcome it "himself"! It's true... it's true! YUU-KUN IS GOD!!!

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