Overloaded With Attributes Chapter 16

Interlude: The Case of Nakatsukasa Shouko, Part 3 

"Um... about this 'Obligation to Provide Semen' written in the pamphlet..."

Semen… provide…

Provide…

Provide…

Provide…

His words echo inside my head.

Oh… why… why…?

Wait, no, that's not it!!

Th- th- th- this kid! Did he just say 'semen'!?

A word like 'semen' just came out of a boy's mouth!?

Well, it was the word that came out, not the actual semen, but still!!

I'm sorry!

I was just spacing out for a second there… I didn't quite catch that!!

So, one more time!

I'll even record it this time!

Just once more, please!!

…Oh. Right.

He's waiting for my response.

I snap back to my senses at the last second, remembering my duty as a handler, and quickly put on a serious face.

"Yes, regarding the provision of semen..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Could you please repeat it?"

"Ah, yes. Regarding the provision of semen, as stated there..."

…Huh?

I just wanted to hear him say the naughty word… so why am I the one being made to repeat it over and over?

My mind is left in the dust, filled with nothing but question marks, as a faint pink colors his cheeks.

"Could you... maybe... say it again, but this time... a little more shyly? Like, blushing and hesitating! And maybe not 'semen,' but... a more... roundabout word! Like, my... p... HAH?! What are you trying to make me say, Shouko-oneesan?!"

Hwaaaaaaaaaah!?!?

And just now!!

He didn't just say 'semen,' he almost said 'pe,' 'pe,' 'pee'!?

Wait a second!

Has he figured out that I was trying to get him to say something perverted!?

Wha— if… if he ends up hating me for something like this…!!

"I didn't do anything?! Do you know what happens if I get accused of sexually harassing a male while we're alone?! I'll be found guilty with no trial! I'll be fired! I'll be unemployed tomorrow!"

A desperate excuse.

And then, an appeal to his sympathy.

If this were me from yesterday…

The me before I met you…

I could have quit this job without a second thought.

But now, having met you…

Absolutely.

Yes.

There's absolutely no way I could let anyone else take over as your handler.

Because you're the one who told me, of all people, 'Nakatsukasa… you're the only one I've got.' (Note: Slightly altered in her mind.)

If anyone tries to get between us, I'll take care of them with my own two hands… Heh, hehehe…

While I was off in la-la land like that, the topic had shifted to 'semen collection methods.'

Well, it's not like a mere GENE employee like me could handle such a specialized explanation…

Umm, I think he said something about a needle in the scrotum… He's clutching his crotch, repeating 'No way, no way, no way.'

Huh? A method that doesn't hurt and feels good??

As if such a thing could possib— …well, it's not entirely impossible.

But for that, you'd need to, well… keep your 'Penis' enlarged the entire time…

But that's like trying to find a blue rose in nature.

It's practically impossible.

"Since we're not getting anywhere with ideas, shall we consult a specialist?"

Ooh… I'm sorry for being a useless woman, useless even at the task of making your 'Penis' get hard…

It's true? It's definitely better to get a specialist's opinion…

But that means calling that attending doctor, right? Well, I guess we have no choice…

The person who arrived in response to the nurse call button he pressed was a nurse.

But honestly, the time between pressing the button and her arrival was way too fast.

Was she waiting right outside the room?

…Well, it makes sense. There isn't a VIP greater than him in this country—no, in this entire world.

But it's the doctor we need, not you.

Sorry, but could you go get her for us?

Seeing the nurse's disappointment at being told this, and then the arrival of the attending doctor.

…And thus, his rampage began.

Um, surely a boy shouldn't speak so… he should use more, well, indirect phrasing…

As she listened to him talk, the doctor's—this bitch's—face grew increasingly stern, and she started glaring at me.

…What is it? If you want a fight, I'm ready.

It's not that? Even if you ask me, 'what exactly is the meaning of this?'

Huh? My responsibility? No, but he's been like this from the start, you know?

An innocent young boy?

Well, he certainly looks like a helpless young boy.

But in reality, he's more like a mischievous imp… no, a little devil sent to torment me.

Besides, I'm the one who's being bull— I mean, teased here, okay?

You want to hear the details?

No, I have nothing to say to you, so I'll pass— …Wait, what in the world is this pervert saying now!?

Of all the things to say… 'penis extract'? I don't think that's a thing.

That's way beyond just 'semen'—that's a full-body, full-soul, utterly-exhausted-level perverted word!

If you uttered that word in front of a normal guy, you'd be arrested for public indecency in seconds!

And her rampage continued from there.

Talking passionately about 'Penis' while blushing in front of a fifteen-year-old boy… Is this woman out of her mind?

Ah, and now you're joining in on the conversation too, your highness!?

Huh? He just said it too, right?

He said 'Penis' again, didn't he!?

What the heck!?

How can you two debate about 'Penis' with such straight faces!?

…Challenge… a 'Penis' challenge…

…Growth… 'Penis' growth…

…Ejaculation… ejaculation from the 'Penis'…

You're talking passionately with serious faces, but the content is just a pair of women having a filthy dirty talk session, isn't it!?

All of this is to restore hope to humanity?

Am I the only one who has no idea what you're talking about?

…Wait, what!?

You want me to lend a hand too!?

…Understood.

Indeed, your conversation is a noble one that will determine the future of humanity.

I, the unworthy Nakatsukasa Shouko, for the sake of Kashiwagi Yuugiri-sama!

I will overcome all obstacles and stake my very life on this big project!!

And just as I made that firm resolution.

Just when I thought I'd found some common ground with that sow!!

That woman, she had the nerve to exclude me, just because I don't have a medical license.

For the next few days.

He was led away by the nurse (that devil's henchwoman) to the semen collection room… I mean, he always got all fidgety and looked happy when it was that time, but still!

Heh, heheh… Ahahahahahaha!!

Very well, Doctor!

If that's how you want to play, I have my own strategies too!!

That's right. From now on, he and I…

For at least the next few years, until he becomes an adult, it'll be just the two of us.

We can live together, perfectly legally.

Yes, this is destiny…

Some commonplace residence provided by GENE?

I don't need that!!

His entire living expenses!!

I'll cover them all with my own pocket money!!

And someday…

That preference… that supreme treasure that medical professionals could only ever touch!

His precious jewel… I'll seize it firmly with my own hands… no, with my very own body…

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