Overloaded With Attributes Chapter 05

 A Needle... in the "Family Jewels"...

After a little while, Shouko-san finally came to her senses and continued.

"About the matter of us living together, you seem to agree... No, wait, you still have time before you move out, so please, give it plenty of consideration."

"Consideration? What's there to consider? There's no other answer besides living with you, Shouko-oneesan."

"Y-You...! You really are just...!!"

Shouko-san sputtered, her face bright red and trembling. Cute. So cute. I couldn't help but grin like an idiot, which made her pout a little. Then, she composed herself and cleared her throat.

"Ahem... Let's start again. Kashiwagi-sama, what, if anything, do you know about GENE?"

"What do I know? Nothing. Literally nothing but the name."

"...I... see. Yes, that makes sense. You've only just turned 15. Your family... probably hadn't had the chance to explain things to you before the accident..."

Maybe they did explain it. But I'm not getting any of those "Ugh... the memories of this body...!" events you see in light novels. Seriously, what's the deal with this body?

"Returning" from another world implies it's my original body... But if that's true, where did the "Yuugiri-kun" who was living here go? Did we swap places? Was he sent to another world? If he was sent to my old world... right at the moment I left... ...yep. Let's not think too hard about that.

"Well, then, allow me to give you a brief explanation of GENE."

Shouko-san said, pulling several pamphlets from her bag.

"First, this one: 'What is the National Male Gene Management Agency?'"

I flipped through it. ...Just a bunch of stuff about its founding and history. Didn't really click.

"This just details the agency's history. It's not particularly important for you, as a male, so... you can throw it away."

"Throw it away?!"

...Huh? Then why did you give it to me? I gave her a deadpan, skeptical look.

"...!"

The moment our eyes met, she flinched, blushed, and looked away. What is this reaction? She's a total beauty, but she seems to have zero experience with guys. I think... a new page may have just been added to my... "preference" list.

"Next is the 'Initiatives and Services for Males' pamphlet. Please turn to page 5."

I did as she said. Let's see... What's this?

Tax exemption? Free public services and hospitals? And... a monthly UBI (Universal Basic Income) from the government?!

Did Japan become an oil state that doesn't rely on taxes while I was gone?! ...Of course not. These benefits... are only for "households with a male."

"Um... Can I ask a question?"

"Yes. I will answer anything I am permitted to."

She said 'anything,' right? Okay, what color and style are your panties? And your bust and hip measurements! ...is not something I can just ask.

Right. If I had the balls to ask an older woman that, I wouldn't still be a virgin at my age. ...No, wait! I'm 15 now, so it's not weird to be a cherry boy!!

"Um... about this 'Obligation to Provide Semen' written in the pamphlet..."

Hmm? 'Is that your first question? Aren't there more important things to confirm?' you ask? Like, 'Shouldn't you ask about the male-to-female ratio, or what it means to be a protected male, or the whole reason this 'GENE' agency exists?'

No, no, no! More important than that*?! This is* obviously the most important part! Besides, as long as I'm taken care of, I honestly don't give a damn about other guys.

"Yes, regarding the provision of semen..."

Whoa. The cool-beauty onee-san just said "semen" without a hint of hesitation.

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Could you please repeat it?"

"Ah, yes. Regarding the provision of semen, as stated there..."

Did I say I couldn't make a pervy request because I'm a virgin? That was a lie. I have to get in on this! This... humiliation play!

"Could you... maybe... say it again, but this time... a little more shyly? Like, blushing and hesitating! And maybe not 'semen,' but... a more... roundabout word! Like, my... p... HAH?! What are you trying to make me say, Shouko-oneesan?!"

"I didn't do anything?! Do you know what happens if I get accused of sexually harassing a male while we're alone?! I'll be found guilty with no trial! I'll be fired! I'll be unemployed tomorrow!"

I see... so false groping accusations exist in this world, too (just with the genders flipped).

"Well, setting that aside... tell me the collection method, in detail!"

"That was not something to just 'set aside'?! ...Well... there are special facilities... in fact, Ouji Hospital also has collection equipment. From a video I saw... ahem, from the information I have... they insert a needle into the scrotum..."

"HIIIEH?! W-Wait, a needle? The scrotum... you mean my 'oinari-san,' right? My 'family jewels'?! You stick... a needle... in there?! No way, no way, no way! Just imagining it hurts! It hurts! IT HURTS!!"

Let's just say... something... puckered up tight!

"No, no! Even if I say needle... it's probably not a 'syringe' like you're imagining! I hear there's... almost no pain! ...Probably!"

"'Probably'?! 'Almost'?! Both of those are total deal-breakers! And besides! There's... you know... another way! A way that doesn't hurt, and actually feels... good! So why... why... would you choose a torture method like that?!"

"Well, that's... you see... It seems that if a male is even slightly nervous, or if the environment changes... they don't... er... become arou... large? Forcing them to... get large... would be a human rights violation, and..."

Suspicion arises: Are the men in this world... way too mentally fragile?

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