Overloaded With Attributes Chapter 07

Wearing a Rubber (Glove)... 

It's been a whole three days since Nakatsukasa Shouko-san—AKA Shouko-oneesan—from GENE (the National Male Gene Management Agency) first visited my hospital room. Today is my discharge day. Eh? What happened with the semen collection, you ask?

Don't you worry. I was able to "have it collected" via the method that doesn't involve a needle! In fact, after that, I've been "having it collected" twice a day, once in the morning and once at night! ...Even I think that's a lot of vigor, but hey, I'm a teenager in his prime. It can't be helped, right?

The method? By "hand," obviously. What's that? "You noticed I keep saying 'having it collected for me'?" ...To think you'd pick up on that. You're as sharp as Demiur... no, wrong series.

Well, it's... you know... literally "borrowing someone else's hand" to... you know. Dr. Saitou (Kikuko-san) and the nurses "help out"... so... yeah. Shouko-oneesan? She was totally raring to go, but...

"This is, to be clear, a medical procedure. We are handling the patient's source of life. We could never entrust such a thing to an outsider like you, Nakatsukasa-san. After all, you don't have a medical license or a nursing certification, do you?"

...She was completely shot down with that one line. I mean, think about it. A "female-only hospital" is already kind of an immoral space, right? So, in a place like that, having a "woman in a white coat" or a "beautiful doctor who rocks a stethoscope" help you with... this... "medical procedure"...

That's... that's a treasure chest of fetishes! And get this! I can choose the nurse who "helps" me every time! The feeling of those "thin rubber gloves" on my "Frankfurter"... I swear! I heard the 'click' of a key unlocking a brand new door inside my head! In... all sorts of ways! ...Wait, there are more important things to talk about than my new... preferences.

Right, so, flash back to three days ago. I returned to my hospital room, feeling all "refreshed" after the first "collection." Shouko-san was there, pouting.

"...I... I would be the one best at handling Kashiwagi-sama's p-e-n-i-s! ...Even though I've never seen or touched a real one!"

She was in the middle of a teary-eyed, angry rant, punching the bed for some reason. I have no idea where she gets that confidence from, having never even seen one... though, to be fair, I'm a virgin too, but I still have this baseless confidence that I'd be amazing at it when the time comes.

"Ahem. My, my, welcome back, Kashiwagi-sama."

I could feel a definite... edge... to her smile and her words. But hey, Shouko-san and I are going to be... living together... soon, right? And when that time comes, maybe it won't be... hands... As I was getting lost in that fantasy...

"Just to confirm, you are currently 15 years old, correct?"

"Eh? Ah... probably? I... think so?"

"Why do you sound so unsure...?"

Obviously, I couldn't just say, "Well, I was in another world for a long time!"

"We need to arrange your new residence and living situation, so I contacted your former school, 'Sakuragi Middle School.' Regarding your future plans, you wish to continue your education, correct? And the school is 'Osaka University Affiliated Boys' High School,' yes?"

W-Wha...? The middle school name is right, but the high school is completely wrong. Wait, I was planning to go to the local commercial high school specifically because it had a lot of girls. And instead, I'm signed up for... a "Boys' High School"?! What kind of sick joke is this?!

"Um, I do want to go on to high school, but... that school is a little... And wait, it's already February, isn't it? What about application deadlines and entrance exams?"

"Oh? That's certainly what the documents from your school stated. Your middle school was co-ed, so perhaps you are mistaken? Males are not required to take entrance exams for high school or university."

...I'm sorry... what? I mean, I did study for exams, but that was ten years ago. My memory of it is almost zero, so having to start from scratch would have been hell... This is... actually fantastic news.

"Of course, you will need to maintain minimum grades to graduate. However, they grade you on a serious curve, so... ...as long as your behavior isn't too bad—like, you don't commit a major crime—you should have no problem."

...Seriously, are the guys in this world too blessed, or what?

And so, my new high school search began. The selection criteria: Just one. "Lots of girls." To be blunt, it seems like any school that isn't a "boys' school" is 100% girls, so it's not like I really have to "choose."

But... I'm all alone in the world, right? No family, and this is a "Japan-like country that isn't Japan." Then again, I managed to get by all alone for most of my time in the other world, so I'm sure I'll figure it out.

Still. Living on government subsidies, relying on someone else's wallet... it makes me really uneasy. I doubt it would happen, but I'd be screwed if they suddenly cut me off.

"So! I need... something... like a vocational school? One that'll lead to a high-paying job in the future? And, while I'm at it, one where I can find a wife-candidate! Someone beautiful, reliable, and capable... just like you, Shouko-oneesan!"

"A high-paying job... and a wife... (...If you're going to praise me that much... why not just... pick me...)"

I'm pretty sure Shouko-san muttered something under her breath, but... I'd better not go there.

"Regarding income... Kashiwagi-sama, you don't seem to have any objection to the 'collection.' You could probably live a very wealthy life just by providing regular donations. As for a wife... ...I imagine you could just walk down the street, talk to any woman, and they'd follow you home by the dozen. ...Not that I'd know."

Really? Maybe that is how it works in this world with so few men. But, you know, that's that, and this is this. That's... a last resort for when I'm completely and totally stuck.

What I want... is a sweet-and-sour romance, not to be a "kept man" living off someone else. I spent my time in the other world just barely scraping by... I never got to do any of that "normal teenage youth" stuff, you know?

"I... I want to fall in love. A burning, passionate love!"

...Shouko-san just stared at me... like she was looking at some kind of Unidentified Mysterious Animal.

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