Overloaded With Attributes Chapter 35

I Tried Making a Video with Tiara-chan (Audience: Two People) 

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"Uh, this is a livestream, right? Shouldn't we... you know, do that title-call thing you always do?"

"(Yuu-kun, you don't get it. That's inserted during editing.)"

"I see... no, wait! I repeat, this is a livestream, right? There are already people watching... well, only three people, but still."

"(Mom, Eris, are you watching today? Here, Yuu-kun, say hi to them.)"

"You're so casual! If your only viewers are two family members, you don't need a video site! Just invite them to your room!"

"(I'm... not brave enough to invite a boy to my room yet...)"

"No, I meant invite the two viewers, not me! Wait, if there are three viewers, why did you only say hi to two—"

• ...Eh? Th-There's really a boy on screen! What do I do? I'm not wearing any makeup! 
• Hey, you! Tiara is all mine, you hear?! Don't you get cocky just because you 'helped' with one video! 
• Been waiting. Tiara is always cute.

...Tiara-chan is looking down, fiddling with her phone under the table. Wait, is that the livestream on her phone? Is the third viewer... yep. Let's just pretend I didn't see that.

I took some serious mental damage right at the start, but I'm still the man who was a Hero in another world. I'll muster up my Brave Heart and read the comments.

"Eris-san, it doesn't matter if you have no makeup on or if you're completely naked, we can't see you from here, so you're good. And Mom-san, I'm not going to 'take' your daughter, so you don't have to be so jealous."

"(That's wrong. The 'no makeup' one is Mom. The 'crazy' one is Eris.)"

"Eh? Seriously?!"

Eris... is she... a creepy old-man stalker pretending to be a girl?

"(Well then, it's time for the song corner.)"

"Wait, wait, wait! You can't just 'move on' like nothing happened! That's weird! We have a guest today, right? This is a collab! If you just do this, everyone's gonna be like, 'Who the hell is this guy?'"

"(I see. ...Today, Yuu-kun will sing. Is that good?)"

"It's... 'good,' but not 'great.' We just went from 'Who the hell is this guy?' to 'Who the hell is Yuu-kun?' C'mon, a little more of an introduction..."

"(Tiara... doesn't know Yuu-kun very well.)"

"I mean, that's true, but!"

Look, I was also wondering what we were going to do, since we didn't plan this at all. But she's the "veteran" who's been doing this for three years, right? I just assumed she had a plan or would know how to lead the conversation... but nope! We just sat here in silence!

"(And so, we will sing.)"

"Fine, whatever... Oh, wait! We gotta do the commercial! 'This broadcast is brought to you by the generous support of Moshi Moshi Koneko no Benkyou-beya, Umeda Branch'!"

Needless to say, "Moshi Moshi Koneko no Benkyou-beya" (Hello Little Kitten's Study Room) is not a "love hotel" for couples... it's the name of our usual karaoke place. Manager... what were you thinking when you named it that...?

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~On a certain community message board~

• Hey! You know that weird channel I watch, the one that just plays music while showing a doll? 
• What kind of crazy channel is that... 
• No, no, the song selection is actually really good, okay?...Though, sometimes the doll 'twitches,' which is a little scary... 
• Not "crazy." "Cursed." 
• Hey! Can you not talk about that stuff in the middle of the night?! 
• Horror/Occult talk is off-topic. 
• GTFO 
• What the hell! And here I was, bringing you all 'news about a boy'!! 
• The topic has changed. 
• Sis, here's your tea. 
• Sis, snacks too. 
• Hoh... Do tell. 
• You people... fine, whatever. Right, so, it's usually just a channel that uploads videos regularly... 
• And you... 'regularly' watch that...? 
• That's not important right now! The channel just... started a livestream! ...Well, I didn't see it 'live,' but... 
• Don't tell me a 'boy' was on it? 
• They just swapped it for a 'boy doll,' right? 
• Maybe they have two dolls now? ...Disbanding. 
• No! The usual doll was there, but the boy was a human! 
• Hmm, let's summarize the patient's story: 1. A video channel featuring only a doll suddenly started a livestream. 2. A "boy" appeared on said stream. ...You should ask for an extra-large dose of your meds today. 
• Topic: Not a horror channel. Topic: A psychopath. 
• Who are you calling a psychopath!! Seriously... Fine! I'm done! I was just trying to 'share the happiness' with all of you, who will 'never in your lives' get to hear a 'boy's voice,' let alone a 'boy's 'singing voice''! I was an idiot! 
• Oi? You're one of us, and you're picking a fight? 
• Whoa, whoa, calm down. 
• So, did the boy talk? Even though he's a doll? 
• I told you, the boy isn't a doll! ...Although, he was kind of 'acting' like he was talking to the doll, so... maybe a ventriloquist? 
• A singing, talking, male ventriloquist? That's way too many gimmicks lol 
• Nothing weird about a ventriloquist singing and talking lol 
• It's not ventriloquism if the doll isn't talking lol ...Hmm, a 'shota' who plays with dolls... 
• He said 'high schooler,' so probably not a shota. Oh! And he said he goes to the 'Labyrinth Department'! 
• Aaaand that's a lie. There are no boys in the Labyrinth Department. 
• Hmph, the story falls apart. 
• The story was broken from the start. 
• Wait. A boy in the Labyrinth Department? My friend... goes to that school... and she said there's 'one' new student... 
• HE EXISTS?! 
• FOR REAL?! 
• No no no, no way. That's impossible!...Right? 
• Maybe... this is the boy you saw? xxx.xxxxx.xxx.jp 
• A pic of a boy?! 
• IT'S... COMPLETELY... CENSORED. 
• Can't even tell if it's a 'boy' or a 'living creature' lol 
• Well, yeah... you'll get 'arrested' if you post an 'uncensored' pic of a boy... 
• Boy! Where is the new 'boy' info! There's a woman here, 'naked,' 'hands on her crotch,' 'waiting'! 
• Put some clothes on....Okay, fine, I'll just 'change into a skirt' and 'take my panties off'. 
• This is now a "post pics of boys" thread. 
• No it's not! People will 'actually go to jail'! 
• ...Hey... instead of arguing here, why don't we just... 'go look' at the channel? 
• ...Are you... a genius? 
• True! C'mon, 'tell us the channel name' so we can go watch! 
• ......... 
• Huh? Where'd 'Doll-Sis' go? 
• 'Sis' isn't the doll lol 
• See, you all scared her off... 
• ...I watched it. It was real. A boy was singing. My heart 'squeezed' and 'gushed'. I 'orgasmed' and 'passed out' at the same time. 
• That's a neat trick lol 
• ...I won't be fooled! I won't be fooled!
• ranman.tiaranranran.xxx.xxx.jp 
• ^ (Clutch) 

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